It's a section of Guitar World Magazine for the fans to ask questions of their favorite guitar players.  Dave, I think you write great songs.  Sure, you aren't Steve Vai, but your guitar playing has HUGE balls.  HUGE.  Besides, Steve Vai couldn't have written Third Alternative.  One of my favorite songs by anyone, ever. 

Favorite songs by Steve Vai?  None.

-Jesus H Christ, Esq. King of the rabbits. :P