Happy Birthday!! its not really late since I did text you yesterday anyway

you live and learn when you get older but one thing you NEVER bloody learn is the meaning of SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR!!!!! ... this is NOT ridiculously high-heeled boots (cool as they might be, I have to admit) or indeed FUKIN FLIP-FLOPS!!! Mad I have never actually literally, physically PUSHED someone to walk forward on streets shouting them to bloody MOVE in their afore-mentioned beach-wear. well, I gotta be grateful to a certain tour-manager for valuable lessons in people-management when it comes to inebriated gig-goers Laugh it was fun anyway....

I will fuck your shit up