seeing that there is so much turmoil and B.S. going on here... i vote myself and any other consertive leave america.... but where shall we go?
antarctica!
lets see how long "liberial america" would last?
no really? you can have all 50 states and pass any law you want. (no evil consertives to stop you) hell, we''ll make sure you never hear the names glenn and newt ever again. (we would take them with us. but you have to keep O.J.!)
just a few rules....
1) you cross our boarder illeagelly... you get your ass shot!
2) we get half a the nukes stock pile. (including subs) we have to defend ourselves
3) we'll even take half the debt! we take responceability... if we have to, we'll take the whole thing just to shut you up! (kind a like a divorce)
4) we never come back (EVER!)
5) russia, china, ect invade you.... your on your own..... (see rule #4)
6) all political offices no longer held more then 2 terms (no lifetime politicians)
7) we never spend more then we have.
we never import any resorces after the first 2 years after we stand up. (no exceptions....) (you got to give us a chance to stand up)
9) if you break a law, and your sentinced to life?.... we'll just kick you outside forever.
10) if your sent to jail for less then life. for every year your sentence, your room temp drops 1 degree....
11) no appeals (no lawyers)
12) love it or leave it. dont like it here... go back to the upper 50!
13) everyone works! if you dont work I.E. to old, 8 months pregnant, you better have someone that supports you. the goverment wont!
this would make a great social experment.
(now what we left behind..... lets take a look)
1)no more fox news.
2)Obama can be the life long president (anyone thats not Black that runs against him, he can cry racism!)
3)everone is equal
4)gays can openly serve in the military
5)100% heath care covarage
6)one world goverment... (except those evil consertives hoarding all that land at the south pole...!)
7)reverend jeremiah wright incharge of all religion
8)no boarders
9)english the second language
10)no more evil rich people.... (fucking bill gates... what has he done...?! take everything he has!)
11)everyone will be riding around in little electric cars
12)everyone ware the same gray suit like Kim Jong-il
13)no more cosertives to vote against you?
14)all drugs legal!
15)no more stupid rating for any film! G, PG, PG-13 ECT....
16) no one to say "NO!"
17) everyone gets a cell phone
18) when you vote. it will state. Do you vote for Obama, Yes/No (thats it)
it will be great!
ooooo..... i cant wait!
wait a sec... i'll be freezing my ass off at the south pole....... oh well.
antarctica!
lets see how long "liberial america" would last?
no really? you can have all 50 states and pass any law you want. (no evil consertives to stop you) hell, we''ll make sure you never hear the names glenn and newt ever again. (we would take them with us. but you have to keep O.J.!)
just a few rules....
1) you cross our boarder illeagelly... you get your ass shot!
2) we get half a the nukes stock pile. (including subs) we have to defend ourselves
3) we'll even take half the debt! we take responceability... if we have to, we'll take the whole thing just to shut you up! (kind a like a divorce)
4) we never come back (EVER!)
5) russia, china, ect invade you.... your on your own..... (see rule #4)
6) all political offices no longer held more then 2 terms (no lifetime politicians)
7) we never spend more then we have.
9) if you break a law, and your sentinced to life?.... we'll just kick you outside forever.
10) if your sent to jail for less then life. for every year your sentence, your room temp drops 1 degree....
11) no appeals (no lawyers)
12) love it or leave it. dont like it here... go back to the upper 50!
13) everyone works! if you dont work I.E. to old, 8 months pregnant, you better have someone that supports you. the goverment wont!
this would make a great social experment.
(now what we left behind..... lets take a look)
1)no more fox news.
2)Obama can be the life long president (anyone thats not Black that runs against him, he can cry racism!)
3)everone is equal
4)gays can openly serve in the military
5)100% heath care covarage
6)one world goverment... (except those evil consertives hoarding all that land at the south pole...!)
7)reverend jeremiah wright incharge of all religion
8)no boarders
9)english the second language
10)no more evil rich people.... (fucking bill gates... what has he done...?! take everything he has!)
11)everyone will be riding around in little electric cars
12)everyone ware the same gray suit like Kim Jong-il
13)no more cosertives to vote against you?
14)all drugs legal!
15)no more stupid rating for any film! G, PG, PG-13 ECT....
16) no one to say "NO!"
17) everyone gets a cell phone
18) when you vote. it will state. Do you vote for Obama, Yes/No (thats it)
it will be great!
ooooo..... i cant wait!
wait a sec... i'll be freezing my ass off at the south pole....... oh well.

